Pitch Perfect 2 – Quotes
John: What an inspiration to girls all around the country who are too ugly to be cheerleaders.
John: She may have to do that backstage flip right back over the border.
John: An overweight girl dangling from the ceiling—who hasn’t had that dream?
Gail: Lots of us.
John and Gail: She has no underwear on! We have a commando situation.
Reporter: Fat Amy gave the president a gift from down under.
Reporter: You either wear underwear, or you don’t. It’s a choice you make.
Reporter: And here I thought the most embarrassing thing you could do was sing a capella!
Chloe: This is my life. I’ve intentionally failed Russian lit. for three years so I could be a Bella.
John: I’m sorry that this disciplinary action has shocked you, but the truth is, you’re just women and you’ll all be pregnant soon.
Katherine: I’m gonna be your mother, and your sister!
John and Gail: No American team has ever won it. That’s because they hate us. The whole world! They totally hate us!
Emily: The treblomikers?
Benji: It’s the treble-makers.
Fat Amy: Chloe, don’t blame yourself. You’re a singer. That’s punishment enough.
Flo: When I was 9 years old, my brother tried to sell me.
We need to scout those deoutsch bags.
Beca’s Boss: You want those dogs to back him up because he’s Snoop Dog?
Beca’s Boss: Take a lap!
Beca’s Boss: My time is like a toddler in a tiara—precious and short.
Kommissar: We should send them something—fruit basket?
Pieter: Yum. Yum.
Kommissar: You? You are the kicker of ass?
Beca: You are physically flawless, but that doesn’t mean I like you.
Kommissar: Flabby Abby’s baby chute.
Snoop Dog: Groovy like a drive-in movie.
Beca’s Boss: You can sing?
Beca: Uh, yeah. I’m like a three time world collegiate a capella champion. So yeah, we’re both like huge successes in our field.
Anyone else scared?
Flo: Not really. I already lived longer than expected.
Riff-off Host: Password?
Beca: Fart noise?
Riff-off Host: I am the world’s biggest a capella fan.
Beca: We found you!
Riff-off Host: The winner will get epic bragging rights! Oh, and did I mention a $42,000 gift certificate to Dave and Busters?!
Green Bay: Man, you are such a disappointment.
Beca: So you may not be able to hear this message because apparently I have nothing to say, which is music speak for “I suck.”
Fat Amy: What? A girl can’t go out for a smoothie and return four hours later? Nothing suspicious about that.
Fat Amy: You know how we do that thing every month where I take money out of your bag and you pretend not to notice?
Fat Amy: You’re the most talented person I know, and I’ve met three of the Wiggles! You’re Beca Mitchel! The big BM!
Bumper: [I even got] exotic capers. I didn’t know what those were, but they’re like salty peas.
Fat Amy: I can’t be tied down! I’m on a walkabout. I’m like a free range pony! [Makes a sound like a horse.]
John: This is what happens when you send girls to college.
Cynthia Rose: Blame the minority! I’m black, gay and a woman!
Flo: There’s only one thing to do: Fake your own death and flee the country.
Aubrey: You don’t have a chance at winning till you find your sound again.
Bella: This is the worst—the air we’re breathing is like at least 90% fart.
Aubrey: Ok! That was almost two steps away from fun.
Fat Amy: I don’t want you guys to fight. You’re Beca and Chloe. Together you’re Bloe.
Aubrey: We don’t believe in ladders—they suggest corporate hierarchy that we don’t believe in here.
Fat Amy: You are one of us. You paid the registration fee.
Aubrey: Like my dad said, in the minefield of life, we must be prepared to lose both feet.
Beca: Lily, any plans? Lily [whispering]: I’m just going to travel through time.
Beca: Yeah, don’t touch anything…you’re pretty but you seem clumsy.
Beca’s Boss: Good job, Reggie!
Beca aside to Emily: I’m Reggie.
I’m not copen-hating this place.
Kommissar: I’m sorry, I don’t speak loser.
Pieter: Actually, she speaks eight languages, but loser is not one of them.
Beca: Your sweat smells like cinnamon. Dang it!
John: I’m telling you though, if the Bellas of old show up, this could be the most important conflict between the Americans and the Germans the world has ever seen!
Fat Amy: There’s gonna be a whole lot of haters out there, people asking, “Hey, why is the most talented one in the group Australian?” But hey, I’m fat, so that’s close enough.
John: Simple, raw, vulnerable, exposed… I’ve been called a lot of things, but let me add one more: I’m impressed.
Gail: I thought you were going to say gay.