Rio 2 – Quotes
Tulio: My assistant…I mean my loving wife and colleague.
Jewel: Look at us! Ipods. TV. Pancakes? We’re not people!
Rafael: You hit every note!
Talent Judge (in an aside): Yeah, along with a bunch of notes I never heard of.
Rafael: I know we can find a spot for you.
Talent Judge (in an aside): Yeah, maybe back in Antarctica!
Rafael: Happy wife, happy life!
Nigel: That’s Shakespeare, by the way.
Gabi: Without your performance, it ‘s nothing.
Nigel: Good point.
Nigel or Gabi: I can’t think of anything more romantic than poisoning passengers on a midnight cruise.
I always suspected you were dumber than a monkey…and now I know.
Jewel to Blu about his GPS: I told you not to trust that woman!
Blu: That’s right. It’s a spoon and a fork. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Nigel: Keep celebrating. I’ll be pooping on your party promptly.
Kids: A birdbath…[passes gas and bubbles rise]...jacuzzi!!!
Rafeal: We? What are you talking about “we”? You speak French?
If they keep on eating each other, we got no show. This ain’t an all you can eat show!
Eduardo: You’re a pet???
Blu: What? No, no it was nothing like that. I was her companion.
Come along, honey. Moon River isn’t going to sing itself.
Nigel: Prepare the “tongue-a-pult”.
Maybe some places shouldn’t be found.
Rival Red Bird Leader: This means WAR!!
Blu: Does it? Does it have to? Can’t it mean something else?
Maybe the secret weapon just backfired.
Nico: They lure you in. They destroy your mind. Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? I HATE…no more crackers, Roberto.
Linda: As bad as it is, there’s no place I would rather be than with you, even if it is tied to a tree.
Blu: Eduardo, I may not be the birdliest bird in the flock, but for once that’s a good thing. You know birds, the jungle… I know humans.
Nigel: My final act and it’s standing room only.
Gabi: My parents told me I was poisonous and should never touch anyone.
One of the kids: You just have really mean parents!
Gabi: Oh Nigel, wow! A honeymoon in Bali?