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Spider-Man: Homecoming – Quotes

Mike on January 18, 2018 - 12:36 pm in Uncategorized
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Tony Stark:  Don’t do anything I would do, and definitely don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.  There is a little grey window in there for you to operate.

Teacher:  See, Flash—being the fastest isn’t always the best if you are wrong.

Michelle:  I’m not obsessed with him, I’m just very observant.

Storekeeper:  How’s your Aunt? (Aside: She’s a very hot Italian woman.)
Peter:  She’s great…  How’s your neice?

Operator:  911 – what’s your emergency?
Caller:  Uh…Spiderman is fighting the Avengers in a bank.

Ned:  Ok, I’ll level with you.  I don’t think I can keep this a secret right now.  This is the coolest thing that’s ever happened to me.

Ned:  How do you do this and the Stark internship?
Peter:  This IS the Stark internship.
Ned:  Ohhhh.

Ned:  Do you lay eggs?…  Can you spit venom?…  How far can you shoot your webs? … Can you summon an army of spiders?…  Is Captain America cool or is he like a mean old grandpa?

Peter:  Spiderman is not a party trick.  I’m just gonna be myself.
Ned:  Nobody wants that!

Tony Stark:  Can’t you just be a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man now?
Peter:  But I’m ready for more!

Peter:  Come on man, I don’t need training wheels.

Peter:  Mr. Stark treats me like a kid!
Ned:  You are a kid.
Peter:  Yeah, a kid who can stop a bus with his bare hands!  … I could do so much more!

Suit (Karen):  Would you like to change to enhanced combat mode?
Peter:  Yeah!
Suit (Karen):  Switching to kill mode.
Peter:  Wait!  No!  I don’t want to kill anyone.
Suit (Karen):  Deactivating enhanced combat mode.

Peter on being afraid:  I’ve never been this high before.
Suit (Karen):  You’ve also not reinstalled your parachute so a fall from this height would most likely be lethal.

Ned:  You want to be a high school drop out?
Peter:  Dude, I am so far beyond high school now.

Suit (Karen):  I record everything you see… it’s called the Baby Monitor Protocol.

Criminal on Peter’s interrogation and intimidation technique:  You’ve got to get better at this part of the job.
Peter:  I’m intimidating!

Peter about his web handcuffs:  That’ll dissolve in two hours…  You deserve this!
Criminal:  No, I have ice cream!
Peter:  You’re a criminal!

Criminal:  You told the guy, “If you wanna shoot someone, shoot me.”  That’s ballsy.

Tony:  Nice job in DC.  My dad never really did so good with praise.  I’m just trying to break the cycle of shame.

Tony:  This is where you zip it.  The adult is talking.

Peter:  I just wanted to be like you.
Tony:  And I just wanted you to be better.

Tony:  I’m the only one who believed in you.  You’re young.  You barely know how the world works.

Tony:  If you’re nothing without this suit, then you shouldn’t have it.

Adrian:  Hey Pedro!

Tony:  Sorry I took your suit.  Thurns out, it was the perfect tough love moment for you… right?  Let’s just say that it was.

Tony:  You screwed the pooch, but then you did the right thing and took the pooch to the clinic and raised the hybrid puppies …  Admittedly not my best analogy.

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