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The LEGO Batman Movie – Quotes

Stacey Tuttle on February 20, 2017 - 2:00 pm in Movie Quotes 2017

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Batman: Black. All important movies start with a black screen. And music. Dark, edgy music that makes your parents nervous.

Batman: Warner bros. Or brothers. I don’t know.

Batman: If you want to make the world a better place, take a look in the mirror and change yourself.

Joker: You’re supposed to be scared.
Pilot: Why should I be?
Joker: Because I’m going to take over the city.
Pilot: No, you’re not. Batman always stops you.

Pilot: Good gosh! You took out the bat signal? You have thought of everything.

Batman: I don’t currently have a bad guy. I’m fighting lots of bad guys. I’m fighting around.

Batman: Batman doesn’t do “ships”—relationships. … There is no “us”. You mean nothing to me. No one does.

Batman: Thank you. I’m blushing super hard under the hat.

Batman: Remember kids, if you want to be like Batman, take care of your abs.

‘Puter: What is the password?
Batman: Ironmansucks
‘Puter: Thank you.

Batman: Hey mom, hey dad, I uh…I saved the city again today. I wish you could’ve seen me.

Alfred: Don’t you think it’s time you finally faced your biggest fear?
Batman: Snakes?
Alfred: No.
Batman: Clowns?
Alfred: No…. being part of a family.
Batman: Nope. Now it’s snake-clowns because you put it there.

Richard: Bryce Wayne! He’s the greatest orphan of all time!

Richard: All I want is to be adopted so I can stop being alone.

Barbara: It’s called, “It takes a village not a Batman.”

Barbara: We don’t need an unsupervised man karate chopping bad guys.

Batman’s happiness index chart—his happiness declines as “hours without crime” increases.

Batman: Batman works alone. That’s my motto. Copyright Batman.

Batman: My secret password – you mean “AlfredtheButtler” with 2 t’s?! Ha ha ha ha.

Batman: Listen, you don’t have a family. You’re satisfied serving me, Alfred.

Richard: Does Batman live in Bruce Wayne’s basement?
Batman: No. Bruce Wayne lives in Batman’s attic.

‘Puter: Chance of failure, 110%.
Batman: Those are not great odds, ‘Puter.

Batman: How dare you tell me how to parent my kid I just met.

Batman: Don’t call me Dad.
Richard: Yes Papa.
Batman: Papa falls into the dad category.

Richard: Robin, as in the smart, frail, Midwestern bird?

Batman to Joker: I see what you’re trying to do. You’re trying to entrap me into a relationship.

Barbara: You can’t be a hero if you only care about yourself.

Those creatures out there are unlike anything you’ve ever seen.
Speak for yourself. You don’t know everything I’ve seen.

Richard: Your #2 needs to go #1.   ... [And a few minutes later:]  Good news—our bathroom problem is solved. [i.e. He just peed his pants.]

Joker: Do you realize, [in all these years], you’ve never once said, “I hate you, Joker.”? Listen to this, “I hate you, Batman.” Now your turn.
Batman: Me too.

Joker: I am not going to be part of a one-sided relationship any longer. I’m moving out, and on the way, I’m going to blow up Gotham.

Phyllis (the scanner in the sky): Huh, you’re not a traditional bad guy, but you’re not exactly a good guy, either.

Batman: I was afraid of feeling the pain you feel when you lose someone close to you.

Batman: Ok, we are going to hit these guys so hard words are going to spontaneously materialize out of thin air.

Batman: We’re going to stick together using our heads and the most powerful tool of all, abs of steel.

Batman: If you help me save Gotham, you’ll help me save “us”.
Joker: You just said “us”.
Batman: What do you say?
Joker: You had me at “shut up.”

Batman: I’m just going to come right out and say it: I hate you, Joker.
Joker: Oh! I hate you more.
Batman: I hate you most.

Batman: Don’t call me Padre, call me – Dads.
Richard: Huh? My two dads are the same!

Batman: Do you have a knife? Because someone needs to cut the tension between us.

Phyllis: I finally saw a man who saw something wrong with the world and changed himself to fix it.
Batman: Who?
Phyllis: Superman.
Batman: What?!

Richard: Holy family photo, Batman! I love it!

Batman: All important movies end with a white screen…

 

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