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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles – Quotes

Stacey Tuttle on August 26, 2014 - 2:35 pm in Movie Quotes 2014

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Splinter:  You are extraordinary, my sons.  Unlike anything the world has ever seen….  Destined to protect the people of New York…  The people of New York will look upon you as their only hope.

Splinter:  You’re not yet ready to go above ground, but when that day comes and you rise, you are going to be responsible for amazing things.

Dock Worker about April O’Neal:  You are the most persistent person I’ve ever met in my life! 

Fitness Guru:  Twenty years I’ve studied the animal kingdom.  There are fat pigs, fat cows… there are no fat birds.

Vern:  O’Neal, I think you saw Superman!  That’s great!

Shredder:  I don’t believe in fairy tales. 

Rafael:  He’s using his batman voice. 
TMNT:  Back off Raf.  I only saw Batman once.

Michelangelo:  It’s just a mask—don’t’ freak out.

April O’Neal:  What are you?
Various TMNT’s:  Ninjas.  And we’re mutants.  Technically we’re turtles.  And we’re teenagers.  |
April O’Neal:  So, you’re teenage mutant ninja turtles?
TMNT:  Well, sounds totally ridiculous when you put it that way.

 TMNT:  Whoa…tension.  It’s been like 30 whole minutes since we had this argument.

TMNT:  Guys, I totally talked to a girl!

Michelangelo:  So guys, if it wasn’t obvious with that girl … Dibs!

April’s Boss:  I just want to be clear.  You are telling me that there are four, 6 foot tall turtles, walking the streets and no one’s seen them but you?

Vern:  So, they’re aliens?
April O’Neal:  No, that’s stupid.  They’re reptiles. 

Vern:  Nothing better than dropping a pretty girl off at a rich guy’s house. 

Splinter:  Like all children, they were drawn to popular culture. 

Michelangelo:  My girlfriend’s totally the hogosha!

Splinter:  His soul has been poisoned by the influence of a dark master—Shredder. 

Vern:  We’re both consenting adults.  Both good looking –you’re probably better—that’s up for debate…  We don’t need to come up with excuses to see each other. 

Vern:  You’re a talking turtle.
Rafael:  Yeah.  You’re a nerd.  Now that we got that out of the way…

Vern:  I thought about becoming a ninja…but I did yoga for about 6 weeks, then I pulled a hamstring. 

Vern:  Four total turtles.  One’s fighting a robot Samurai.  Why not?

Michelangelo, hopped up on adrenaline:  Everybody calm down.  Look how calm I am!

Vern:  That’s all I need—a backseat driving talking turtle.

Vern to April O’Neal:  I can’t believe that you’re not crazy.  How crazy is that? 

Vern:  You’re a complicated chick. 

Vern:  Just another day in the life of a man of action.  Oh…no, I am not getting up.

Rafael:  What are the odds of us stopping that from happening? 
Donatello:  0.0000000003%
Rafael:  I’ll take it! 

TMNT’s last words: 
Donatello:  I’m the one who licks the icing off the pop tarts and puts them back in the box.
Michelangelo:  I did not understand the ending or lost.
Rafael:  I’m sorry…  I pushed you because I believe in you.    And I was scared.  I didn’t think I was good enough to call you brothers. 

Splinter:  All you needed was to discover that you true power lie in believing in one another. 

Vern:  I know you’re not exactly a fancy restaurant kind of girl, so I figured a creepy underpass in the middle of the night was more your style. 


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